If You Press This Button

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Karim aka has repaired washing machines in the same yard in Chirchiq since 1994. In the corner there is an old green machine with a button covered in yellow tape, and above it a card in his own handwriting:

If you press this button, nothing happens. If you press it twice, come and find me.

Every new apprentice reads that card in his first week. Karim aka explains the yard, the tools, the accounts book, and the ordinary rules of the trade: if you hold a screwdriver like that, you break the head. If water gets into that box, the whole board dies. Then he goes to lunch and leaves the boy alone with the green machine for an hour.

They all press it. Every single one, in twenty years, has pressed it — because the card says nothing happens, and a boy of sixteen has to know.

Nothing happens.

Then, of course, they press it again.

The second press does nothing either. The button has not been connected to anything since 1996.

Bekzod pressed it twice on a Tuesday in March, put the tape back exactly as it had been, and said nothing for two days. On Thursday he came into the office and stood there with his hands behind his back.

"I pressed it twice," he said.

"Good," Karim aka said. "If you tell me the truth about a small thing, I will believe you about a big one. So if you break something next month, you will come and tell me the same day, and I will not shout. That is the whole deal."

Two boys in twenty years never came. They did good work and they left in the autumn, and Karim aka did not keep them, and he did not explain why.

Unless a man tells you about a button, he says, he will not tell you about a heater that he has wired wrong in somebody's kitchen.

Bekzod has his own workshop in Yangiyoʻl now. There is a green machine in the corner of it, with a button under yellow tape, and a card above it in his handwriting.

Vocabulary from this story

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washing machines
kir yuvish mashinalari
button
tugma
tape
skotch
apprentice
shogird
tools
asboblar
accounts book
hisob kitob daftari
screwdriver
vintqaytargich, tornavort
connected
ulangan
shout
baqirmayman
deal
shartnoma, kelishuv
heater
isitgich
wired wrong
notoʻgʻri ulagan

Grammar from this story

Key patterns that appeared in the text.

Zero conditional — always true

If + present simple → present simple. Doim, har safar sodir boʻladigan narsa: qonun, qoida, mashinaning ishlashi. If you press this button, the machine stops. Bunda if = when.

  • If you press the green button, the belt starts.
  • If metal gets hot, it grows.

First conditional — one real future

If + present simple → will + V1. Kelasi zamondagi haqiqiy ehtimol: If you come and tell me, I will teach you. Diqqat: if dan keyin will qoʻyilmaydi (If you will come ✗) — bu oʻzbekchadan koʻchadigan eng koʻp xato.

  • If you tell me the truth, I will teach you everything.
  • If you say nothing, you will stay at the door.

unless = if … not

unless — “agar … boʻlmasa”: You won't learn this trade unless you ask questions = if you don't ask questions. unless dan keyin inkor qoʻyilmaydi — inkor allaqachon soʻzning ichida.

  • Unless you ask, nobody will explain.
  • The machine won't start unless the door is shut.

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1. What does the button really test?

2. "If you press this button, nothing happens." This is:

3. Which sentence is correct?